Bad Christian Jokes ...
Q. What was the name of Isaiah's horse?
A. IsMe (Woe is Me Isaiah 6)
Q. How were Adam and Eve prevented from gambling?
A. Their paradise (pair-o-dice) was taken away from them!
Q. When did Moses sleep with five people in one bed?
A. When he slept with his forefathers.
Q. Who was the best financier in the bible?
A. Noah - he floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
Q.Which bible person introduced the first walking stick?
A. Eve - she gave Adam a little Cain
Q.Who sounded the first bell in the bible?
A. Cain when he hit Abel.
Q Who was the most popular actor in the bible?
A. Samson because he brought the house down.
Q. Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the ark?
A. Because they were using foul language.
Q. What vegetable did Noah not want on the ark?
A. Leeks.
The Rock Solids meet periodically during the week for social evenings. These usually involve supper, games, quizzes and a speaker. They are NOT to be missed!
PSP
(Prayer, Study and Pudding) group meets on the 1st Thursday of each month (except August). It is held in the Vicarage from 7.00 to 9.00pm.If you would like more information on youth activities at HTA you will find different ways to reach us on our ' Contact us ' page.
